we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is this the sara with the beer cane?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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