I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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