I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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