Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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