im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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