It's like God shit irony all over that family
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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