hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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