ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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