awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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