Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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