So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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