just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Come on in and take your pants off
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