I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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