curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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