If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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