I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
