Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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