I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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