Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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