have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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