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My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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