think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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