Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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