there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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