Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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