I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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