I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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