i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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