That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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