i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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