dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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