hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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