we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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