I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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