Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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