The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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