reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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