mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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