i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's a Shit stain on my heart
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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