sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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