we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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