I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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