I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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