i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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