if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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