Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
