Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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