I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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