i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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