Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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