Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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