He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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