what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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